Okay. I know I said I wasn’t going to write this up, but here we are. Welcome to Range Valley, population: 1.
Meet Dean Lee. Or should that be DEAN?
“Depuration and Elutration Agent Nineteen. But my human friends call me Dean.”
“Well, I got bored of working in the lab, implanting hybrid babies, and doing other techy scientist things, so I borrowed a spaceship and came here.”
Dean here is a Family sim, with the lifetime want of marrying off six children. He is attracted to freckles (full-face makeup) and high charisma, and turned off by vampires.
In tried and true BaCC founder fashion, Dean begins digging for treasure, as this beautiful house I downloaded cost him every last penny. Hey, Dean? Why did you pick your surname?
“I Googled, and it’s a pretty common human surname. Also, there’s a pretty cool Christopher with the same surname.”
There was, Dean. There was.
Anyway. Whilst we mourn one of horror’s giants, cast your gaze upon Dean’s impressive business. Fish and Chips is open!
Here you can see fishing at the pond located on Fish and Chips property. Also, Dean is starting to meet the locals.
“You look kind of… Alien ish? Are you from space?”
“Yes. I mean, no.”
“Which is it?”
“Um. I’m from Space, Idaho.”
“I’ve never heard of it.”
“It’s a small place. Really boring. Don’t look it up or anything.”
Dean quickly finds two bolts with Amaya Zarubin. But she still has to pay entry to fish at our pond, and bet at our poker table.
Amaya and Dean hit it off pretty quickly, and a dream date pulls Dean into platinum, which allows him to bring Fish and Chips to rank three. We also discover that Amaya is a family sim.
I like to move pretty quickly, so Dean invites Amaya over. Careful, Dean. Human sims have spines.
“Really? How inconvenient!”
Dean slaps a ring on that finger, and Amaya moves in. She brings $6k, and a lifetime want of becoming a Captain Hero. Possible do-able, depending on how many robberies and/or fires we encounter.
And Amaya Zarubin becomes Amaya Lee. The first wedding of Range Valley.
“As is tradtion in Space, Idaho, the ceremonial fire is lit!”
DEAN! No fires!
Thankfully, Amaya is quick on the draw.
“Why couldn’t we just cut a cake?”
The newlywed Lees at least went with one Earth tradition…
Amaya pops as the hobby man comes to welcome her into some club or another. I’m not big on hobbies, truth be told. Which is very true of my actual life. Deep.
“I don’t want to go home!”
“Hey, I was fine until he got abducted!”
Thankfully, Dean is returned, and the fire extinguished. His first stop is to the junk car.
“Huh. Looks like your problem is your islets of Langerhans here aren’t connected to the flanged backnuts.”
Dean obviously knows as much about human anatomy as he does cars.
Dean has brought a little gift from home, evidently. Well, he needs six kids at some point.
Amaya honey, come on.
“I know, I know. At least there’s a position in Law Enforcement open now.”
Aw. Amaya and baby to be.
Amaya hops straight into Law Enforcement, and despite the big old belly, manages to pick up a couple of promotions.
Just in time for baby to make an appearance! Now, I have Triplets and Quads, but I am keeping the odds very low for triplets, and even lower for quads. I want them to be very rare.
Welcome baby Liora! She is our first born resident of Range Valley, and has her mother’s red hair.
Just in time for Dean’s souvenir to make its appearance! Yay!
You know what would make this significantly harder? A toddler, yay!
Liora is… interesting looking.
Shortly followed by another little one.
Baby Leon is born, and I actually like this picture.
Aw, a little ACR joy.
And we end with Amaya studying parenting, because she’s pregnant again. Dean wants six kids, so six kids it is. Wish me luck.
Playable Sims: 4
CAS-Sims Available: 1
Community Lots: 1
* Owned: 1
* NPC: 0
Total Lots: 1
Business Districts: 0
Uni funds: $6,486